Okay, I'm going to preface this whole wank with this statement: German is my second language. I love it. I'm working on Italian as my third, and I also love that, so it's safe to say that I'm very fond of languages. Spanish is next on my list, and I expect to love that, too.

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I'm going to preface this with the fact that I dislike seme-uke dynamic in general. It's just something that miffs me off in so many different ways.

For example, I understand that people have a hard time seeing diminutive Italy top Germany. I get that. But he is still a man. Seriously.

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Please, for the love of God, stop cosplaying as Nazis. Please. I don't even know how hard to beat this into people's heads. When I see a Nazi!Prussia or a Nazi!Germany, my first instinct is to cover my nose and go hide in a corner.
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 So I, like any other fan who has managed to hack into/google translate Pixiv, was on the one character tag (Prussia's, to be precise) and I guess Hima-whatever-his-name-is released a bunch of sketches for Catalia. Now, okay, cool, so there's a bunch of drawings of cats and people with cat ears. No big, right?

That is, until I found a picture of Cat ( Read more... )

It's dull here. We need some wank. I'll try (MASTURBATION MARATHON ( Read more... )

Sooooo I have a facebook account I made for Spain kind of for RP but mostly because I'm a huge nerd who plays FarmVille and needed more neighbors on my main account, yadda yadda. My bff has FB accounts for several Hetalia characters and that's where I got the idea to make my Spain one, and later, a Romano. Trust me, I'm going somewhere with this ( Read more... )

This is the obligatory post about dub!Italy saying "Sieg Heil" in episode 13 during training, and also about Germany threatening Italy with "Do you want to end up an experiment?!" in episode 15.

EDIT: Clips are here.

So.
I'm at the Hetalia premiere.
Remeber how in the highly controversial Romano clip, there was an exchange as follows:
Romano: I have another suprise for you!
Germany: What is it? Another *bleep*
Well.
That bleeped word wasn't a curse.
The word was "Jew".
Start your wank-engines, folks.